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Cherry Blossom at Nightbreak by Rishi Dastidar (Nine Arches Press)

Cherry Blossom at Nightbreak by Rishi Dastidar (Nine Arches Press)

Rishi Dastidar has always been an accessible and entertaining poet, with asides in satire and political comment. Since his last book, however, he seems to have been taking lessons in lyricism and romanticism, perhaps from the likes of Brian Patten: because the opening poem ‘Whiteboard’ is nothing if not Pattenesque. It plays with the idea of transience and starting over, beginning and ending with the same two lines:

     I wrote a poem on a whiteboard
     so I could wipe it away, begin again.

In the four lines between the repeat the poem asks ‘Who needs their words permanently stored / when you can write a poem on a whiteboard’, which basically reframes the two line repeat and tells the reader that:

     Transience should be what we applaud;
     fixed words – fixed ideas – are a pain.

Are they? Isn’t this very poem fixed upon the page, at the start of a 75 page book where every poem is intransient? Am I missing the joke or at least a punchline? Is it just me that thinks trying to write a transient poem that is not fixed or final might be far more interesting than this squib of a poem?

Actually, I am a fan of Patten’s poetry (possibly because one of the first poetry books I bought was one of his), especially his love poems, although they can sometimes veer uncomfortably close to naive hippy idolatry. There are plenty of love poems in Dastidar’s book too, with rather a lot of ‘transcendence’, magic’, kisses and desire. It’s all a bit vague, non-specific and trite, adolescent even: passionate and well meant, possibly even ‘true’ if by that you mean felt and/or experiences, but they are the sorts of poems I used to tell my creative writing students to discard.

In a similar manner, the A-Z games of ‘Credentialism’, which is basically an alphabetical list poem moving towards a melancholic punchline reads like a workshop exercise and nothing more. Better are the reimagining of ‘Charon the bus driver’, who watches Friday night couplings and encounters whilst singing, and the more serious ‘On board the “Tynesider”‘ which finds Martin Luther King on the train to Newcastle to accept an honorary doctorate there. Dastidar suggests that King ‘was at his best / when he was harried, harassed’ and the poem concludes with him

                  on a slow train to somewhere
     he would never go again, minting
     coin as easily as he breathed, currency
     we still spend in the realm of hope.

This is moving and original, and in stark contrast to the overstated and overwrought ‘Ah the sweet breath of creation! swoon the hemispheres in unison’ which occurs in ‘Salon de creation’, a prose poem where ‘Left brain is giddy with excitement at this world, synapses being shown a whole new social whirl, while right brain is simultaneously smug and serene’. If Dastidar is set upon satirising the notion of creative salon then I want it to cut to the bone, savaged, not reliant upon the rather tame and repeated idea that ‘intellectual coups […] will be repudiated at precisely 7.27 the next morning’ and ‘may our metaphor for making never be exhausted, or at least until the sun comes up’.

And, actually, ‘may our metaphor for making never be exhausted’ seems like quite an admirable ambition, especially when presented with such a tired and unambitious book of poems such as this. I wish Dastidar had taken note of himself in ‘Melted cockerel’:

                            Feeling alive isn’t the sin you
    think it is, but believing it trumps all is.


Rupert Loydell 13th March 2026

Neptune’s Projects by Rishi Dastidar (Nine Arches Press)

Neptune’s Projects by Rishi Dastidar (Nine Arches Press)

I should have listened to George, who told me – after my rant about how wonderful Rishi Dastidar’s previous books Saffron Jack and Ticker Tape were – that I would tire of them pretty quickly, just as he had. Needless to say, I ignored him, and have returned to those two titles, but (and it’s a big but) this new book is mostly unsubtle, preachy and simply trying too hard.

I am no climate change denier and I am all for a bit of punning and topical discussion in poetry, but I really don’t need smartarse reinventions of mythology where Neptune is at a loss what to do with the human race who are destroying the planet. And if I see the word ‘anthropocene’ again I am going to scream.

What is a reader to do with the banalities of poems like this, reproduced here in its entirety?

     The waves speak happinness

     be the sea lion of your life |         | applaud your delight at being

This is worthy of Rupi Kaur herself! (And I haven’t even mentioned the misspelling of happiness.)

Elsewhere, there are kelpies, mermaids, seasalter cocktails, shipwreck champagne and wave after wave after wave of heavy-handed poems with a message. Unfortunately it’s a message that most of us have already heard and one that those who haven’t won’t come across because they don’t buy or read small press poetry books, or indeed any poetry book.

Dastidar knows this though. The book’s epigraph, from a song by the band Wilco reads ‘But I know you’re not listening / Oh I know you’re not listening’. The whole exercise seems one of authorial masochism (saddo masochism?), driven by content and an urge to persuade and explain rather than any sense of poetry or language. May I suggest that poetry is rarely the best place for protest, and that those concerned about human extinction (the Earth will be just fine without us) might take direct action rather than write poetry?

There is one section of Neptune’s Projects that shows some of the author’s previous flair for writing witty and topical poetry, which is a sequence entitled ‘Pretanic’. Here, Poldar turns his attention to the state of Britain, its politicians and the effect Brexit has had on us. ‘Tight Little Island’ discusses how we have ‘shipwreck[ed] our ambition’, whilst the brief three-line poem ‘Impossible Nation’ informs us that

     The one thing they fail
     to teach you at Eton is:
     don’t play with matches.

which made me laugh out loud, as did the next poem’s closing lines, which informs us that ‘You can’t be / weaned off glory, you know.’ (‘Imperial cosmic sickness’) The standout poem in the sequence is ‘The Brexit Book of the Dead’ which lashes out at everything it can: nostalgia, pride, sovereignty, war and ‘the imperial lorry /park formerly known as Kent’. 

This satire works for me, as it scoops up The Dambusters, the ‘History distortion field’ attached to Britain’s past, ‘Empire 2.0’, and ‘The Overblown Age’ that sees ‘the fifth horseman slowly flatten[ing] his horse into a burger for a delivery.’ What to do when the apocalypse comes? Not write well-meant poetry, obviously. Dastidar’s provocative suggestion, his seemingly bored shrug, is another brief satirical poem:

     Eating popcorn at the apocalypse

     Well, the cinemas are closed,
     so what else are we to do?

George was – damn it – partially right, but I hope Dastidar will take time to give himself distance from whatever his next book’s subject is and stay away from unsubtle polemic. When he is having fun with language, and takes potshots at everyone and everything, he is much more likely to hit his target, and the poetry is more innovative and readable. Rishi, don’t be a sea lion, be a poet, a wordsmith; help me prove George wrong.

Rupert Loydell 2nd November 2023